My hubby called.
Him:"My mum wants you to go for dinner this coming Sunday, She wants to talk about the wedding."
Me:"Huh? about what wedding?"
Him:"Our wedding. She asked me when am I going to get married. I told her next year and she dun believe it."
Me:"I dun believe it either."
Him:"Actually, she wants it to be this year."
Me:"Well, if they are paying for the dinner, then it is only right to asked her to look for the restaurant she wants. We see if she can book the date for this year."
Him:"No, I dun think they are paying."
Me:"I thought they said they are paying?"
Him:" No, it was actually my dad who suggested we should borrow $30k from someone."
Me:"No! I am not getting married this way!"
Him:"Yah, I dun agreed to that too. After getting married, we will be in deep debt."
Me:"Then I am not going for this Sunday dinner."
Him:"We will see about that."
I dun like the idea of borrow money to get married. I am sure my parents will not let me get married if I will to borrow money to get married. If they really hard on me on Sunday, I will tell them straight that my parents will not like it.
I found this joke in my "sent items"
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now, Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
/s/ Desperate
=====reply=====
Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I_THOUGHT_YOU_LOVED_ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications, Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT reinstall another Boyfriend program. This is not a supported application, and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good luck!
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now, Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
/s/ Desperate
=====reply=====
Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I_THOUGHT_YOU_LOVED_ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications, Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT reinstall another Boyfriend program. This is not a supported application, and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good luck!
Tech Support
I am crazy!
It is my friend first fitting today. There is nothing much to see except that you learn about the process of making a gown. There is another important thing I learn today which I dun think I will blog down in this blog with the fear one day she might come accross this blog and there end our friendship. It is just not worth it.
Anyway, I happen to saw one gown that I kind of like, which I might give it a try if I am the bride. I wish I am the bride. My hubby called me today and I complained to him that I got to accompany my friend to bridal shop again. He told me that I can just tell her that I am not free if I do not wish to go. He continue to comment about my friend which I dun like to listen to what I am hearing but inside my heart I know what he is saying is true. I tried to defend my friend but we ended up....
Anyway, he told me that he thought that I am not interested in getting married when I told him that my friend keep asking me to go to bridal shop when I cannot get married. I agreed that sometime I am not interested in getting married and I admitted that I am crazy. Yah, come to think of it, I am getting more and more crazy. I dunno what happen to me. Sometime I will be so sad why am I not getting married and when my hubby bring up the tropic I tried to avoid it. Please God, tell me what actually I wanted.
Anyway, I happen to saw one gown that I kind of like, which I might give it a try if I am the bride. I wish I am the bride. My hubby called me today and I complained to him that I got to accompany my friend to bridal shop again. He told me that I can just tell her that I am not free if I do not wish to go. He continue to comment about my friend which I dun like to listen to what I am hearing but inside my heart I know what he is saying is true. I tried to defend my friend but we ended up....
Anyway, he told me that he thought that I am not interested in getting married when I told him that my friend keep asking me to go to bridal shop when I cannot get married. I agreed that sometime I am not interested in getting married and I admitted that I am crazy. Yah, come to think of it, I am getting more and more crazy. I dunno what happen to me. Sometime I will be so sad why am I not getting married and when my hubby bring up the tropic I tried to avoid it. Please God, tell me what actually I wanted.
Some jokes again
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. He wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his new lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place. His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone at the apartment to pack up her things. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished,she went into each room and deposited a few of the half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet. Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home...including the curtain rods.
DO NOT MESS WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!!
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet. Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home...including the curtain rods.
DO NOT MESS WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!!
I am so sad
I am very sad today, but nobody knows that I am very sad. My hubby called me late afternoon and told me that he has resigned (I believe 30%) and our wedding has to be postpone again (I believe 90%). I dun know, this time when he told me this news, my heart dropped into my stomach trying to digest the news.
While I am so sad, I have got to accompany my friend to see another gown designer. I was like walking and thinking all the time and was wondering has my friend ever wonder how I feel after visiting so much bridal shop and not getting married yet. I was begining to feel that maybe starting this blogging thing on my wedding is a mistake. Preparation and research on these wedding stuff is a mistake too. All this things are giving me a fault hope.
Anyway, when we reach AM, there was a lot of people inside his tiny shop. Nobody seems to be free to serve us. In the end, my friend got to book an appointment for next week.
My friend seem to be in a dilemn on her EG. She dun seem to trust that her designer can produced what she wants. She got her own wedding problem and mine has not started yet.
Suddenly, I dun feel like talking to my hubby anymore but I will still have to see him this coming Sunday for my family outing. I want to quit my wedding research and make myself engross in neopets and cat cross-stitch, but I still got to accompany my friend for her fitting tomorrow and next week. *sign* this is my life.
While I am so sad, I have got to accompany my friend to see another gown designer. I was like walking and thinking all the time and was wondering has my friend ever wonder how I feel after visiting so much bridal shop and not getting married yet. I was begining to feel that maybe starting this blogging thing on my wedding is a mistake. Preparation and research on these wedding stuff is a mistake too. All this things are giving me a fault hope.
Anyway, when we reach AM, there was a lot of people inside his tiny shop. Nobody seems to be free to serve us. In the end, my friend got to book an appointment for next week.
My friend seem to be in a dilemn on her EG. She dun seem to trust that her designer can produced what she wants. She got her own wedding problem and mine has not started yet.
Suddenly, I dun feel like talking to my hubby anymore but I will still have to see him this coming Sunday for my family outing. I want to quit my wedding research and make myself engross in neopets and cat cross-stitch, but I still got to accompany my friend for her fitting tomorrow and next week. *sign* this is my life.
Look I have done some research again.
I have done a bit of research today and manage to print out a wedding planner at Female Brides Online.com. I hope this is useful. If my wedding is to be held on December this year, and lets said that the preparation has to be at least 9 months ahead, I will have to book my venue by March! and it is a month behind!
I have always love CL photography and I have put aside $2k for extra photos. Actually I have been thinking should I ala carte my wedding so that I can have the perfect EG, WG & photography. I understand from the forum that it is actually more expensive to do that. However I will like to know how much more actually I got to pay and if I rent OTR gowns will it be cheaper. If there is no such thing as OTR for rent, maybe I could sell the gown after the wedding and get back my money.
Although I am hoping to get a OTR gown, I do not want a simple design gown like what I found at AC. I found these two today and I think I will book an appointment with TY and have a look at his gowns.
I like the waves and the sparkers on the gowns.
The top look very nice but the bottom might look plain. I dun want my gown to look plain (top & bottom). This picture actually reminded me of the earth faerie in neopet. I was wondering how the whole thing will look like if you have the top of this gown and the bottom of the gown in the first picture.
*cough cough* My hubby did not mention anything on the wedding again.
I have always love CL photography and I have put aside $2k for extra photos. Actually I have been thinking should I ala carte my wedding so that I can have the perfect EG, WG & photography. I understand from the forum that it is actually more expensive to do that. However I will like to know how much more actually I got to pay and if I rent OTR gowns will it be cheaper. If there is no such thing as OTR for rent, maybe I could sell the gown after the wedding and get back my money.
Although I am hoping to get a OTR gown, I do not want a simple design gown like what I found at AC. I found these two today and I think I will book an appointment with TY and have a look at his gowns.
I like the waves and the sparkers on the gowns.
The top look very nice but the bottom might look plain. I dun want my gown to look plain (top & bottom). This picture actually reminded me of the earth faerie in neopet. I was wondering how the whole thing will look like if you have the top of this gown and the bottom of the gown in the first picture.
*cough cough* My hubby did not mention anything on the wedding again.
Some jokes to lighten your heart
Question: What's a mixed feeling?
Answer: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Question: Why is divorce so expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it.
Question: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
Answer: 45 pounds.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!" "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.
The above jokes are from Mind Diversion.
Grow Old with Me, Smith-Haynes
12 in. x 12 in.
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Answer: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Question: Why is divorce so expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it.
Question: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
Answer: 45 pounds.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!" "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.
The above jokes are from Mind Diversion.
Grow Old with Me, Smith-Haynes
12 in. x 12 in.
Buy This Allposters.com
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