Your single days can be the most exciting time of your life.

Your single days can be the most exciting time of your life. If you're not convinced yet, check out why us single women are loving it.

1. "You can do whatever you darn well please."

2. "Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face."

3. "Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?"

4. "You can leave bra and other unmentionables in view."

5. "You can slump around the house in any old thing."

6. "You don't having to think about birth control, calendars or ovulation. Aunt Flo can visit whenever she likes."

7. "You can go out and flirt as much as your heart desires, without a worry in the world."

8. "The toilet seat issue -- need I say more?"

9. "Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous."

10. "You can have male friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on."

11. "You can finally see all the good videos -- the romantic, cheesy films.

12. "No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house."

13. "You don't have to wear G-string panties unless you want to wear them."

14. "You can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over."

15. "You don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities."

16. "You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that you want."

17. "You can spend as much time as you want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground."

18. "There is no one putting you on a tiny pedestal that you can fall off of at any moment, unless you are focusing on your balance all day long."

19. "You don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things."

20. "No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on."

21. "Never worry if the milk carton has been directly drunk out of."

22. "You are free at a party or bar to talk to whom you please, and you don't always have to turn and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.'"

23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself."

24. "You can buy what you want at the grocery store. So what if you want to have spaghetti four nights in a row?"

25. "You can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks."

26. "No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance)."

27."You don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks."

28."You no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Brad Pitt"

29."Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer."

30."If you are depressed or mad at the world for a few minutes, you don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed."

31."You can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes or whatever) without being asked, 'What do you need that for?'"

32."You can eat garlic or onions without a second thought about breath mints."

33."No one is going to get insulted when you spend the day at the beach checking out the lifeguards."

34."You can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself."

35."You can go to bed in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria"

36."Your friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I join in?' comments are made."

37. "You don't have to worry if he will or won't call."

38."No snoring!"

39. "You can have a clean bathroom with the toilet seat where you want it."

40."The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, you can switch them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose."

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