This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with an Jamaican accent says "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you Would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"
Wedding Gifts
I realise that I did not touch on any wedding gifts for your friends. Well, an introduction of one or two sites will not hurt since this is a blog mostly for brides and grooms. Here is something I found. Glass Dimensions They customise mother day gifts, anniversary gifts, engagement gifts, wedding shower and they have candles too.
Your single days can be the most exciting time of your life.
Your single days can be the most exciting time of your life. If you're not convinced yet, check out why us single women are loving it.
1. "You can do whatever you darn well please."
2. "Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face."
3. "Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?"
4. "You can leave bra and other unmentionables in view."
5. "You can slump around the house in any old thing."
6. "You don't having to think about birth control, calendars or ovulation. Aunt Flo can visit whenever she likes."
7. "You can go out and flirt as much as your heart desires, without a worry in the world."
8. "The toilet seat issue -- need I say more?"
9. "Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous."
10. "You can have male friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on."
11. "You can finally see all the good videos -- the romantic, cheesy films.
12. "No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house."
13. "You don't have to wear G-string panties unless you want to wear them."
14. "You can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over."
15. "You don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities."
16. "You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that you want."
17. "You can spend as much time as you want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground."
18. "There is no one putting you on a tiny pedestal that you can fall off of at any moment, unless you are focusing on your balance all day long."
19. "You don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things."
20. "No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on."
21. "Never worry if the milk carton has been directly drunk out of."
22. "You are free at a party or bar to talk to whom you please, and you don't always have to turn and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.'"
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself."
24. "You can buy what you want at the grocery store. So what if you want to have spaghetti four nights in a row?"
25. "You can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks."
26. "No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance)."
27."You don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks."
28."You no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Brad Pitt"
29."Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer."
30."If you are depressed or mad at the world for a few minutes, you don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed."
31."You can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes or whatever) without being asked, 'What do you need that for?'"
32."You can eat garlic or onions without a second thought about breath mints."
33."No one is going to get insulted when you spend the day at the beach checking out the lifeguards."
34."You can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself."
35."You can go to bed in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria"
36."Your friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I join in?' comments are made."
37. "You don't have to worry if he will or won't call."
38."No snoring!"
39. "You can have a clean bathroom with the toilet seat where you want it."
40."The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, you can switch them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose."
1. "You can do whatever you darn well please."
2. "Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face."
3. "Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?"
4. "You can leave bra and other unmentionables in view."
5. "You can slump around the house in any old thing."
6. "You don't having to think about birth control, calendars or ovulation. Aunt Flo can visit whenever she likes."
7. "You can go out and flirt as much as your heart desires, without a worry in the world."
8. "The toilet seat issue -- need I say more?"
9. "Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous."
10. "You can have male friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on."
11. "You can finally see all the good videos -- the romantic, cheesy films.
12. "No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house."
13. "You don't have to wear G-string panties unless you want to wear them."
14. "You can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over."
15. "You don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities."
16. "You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that you want."
17. "You can spend as much time as you want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground."
18. "There is no one putting you on a tiny pedestal that you can fall off of at any moment, unless you are focusing on your balance all day long."
19. "You don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things."
20. "No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on."
21. "Never worry if the milk carton has been directly drunk out of."
22. "You are free at a party or bar to talk to whom you please, and you don't always have to turn and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.'"
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself."
24. "You can buy what you want at the grocery store. So what if you want to have spaghetti four nights in a row?"
25. "You can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks."
26. "No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance)."
27."You don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks."
28."You no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Brad Pitt"
29."Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer."
30."If you are depressed or mad at the world for a few minutes, you don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed."
31."You can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes or whatever) without being asked, 'What do you need that for?'"
32."You can eat garlic or onions without a second thought about breath mints."
33."No one is going to get insulted when you spend the day at the beach checking out the lifeguards."
34."You can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself."
35."You can go to bed in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria"
36."Your friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I join in?' comments are made."
37. "You don't have to worry if he will or won't call."
38."No snoring!"
39. "You can have a clean bathroom with the toilet seat where you want it."
40."The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, you can switch them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose."
Beau-Coup.com
Dress up any event with one of these lovely table decorations. Many of our products are designed to be functional as well as decorative. Our blown glass salt and pepper shakers are practical favors that are lovely to look at. They’re great as take homes for your guests, perfect for dinner parties. Our pastel favor vases are a favorite for bridal showers and outdoor luncheons. The personal cheesecakes are almost too gorgeous to eat. Find fantastic ideas to add flair to your table setting right here. http://www.beau-coup.com/table-decorations.htm
Wedding Cakes
Here at Slattery's, we can create your wedding cake exactly the way you want it to be. Whether you choose a traditional style, contemporary design or a chocolate masterpiece your wedding cake can be a combination of designs or entirely your own creation.
We will be happy to advise you on how to incorporate your wedding colours into your chosen cake design: You may choose to use colour in detailed piping work or subtle brushing on the edges of a frill etc.
Flowers can also be used to bring your scheme together. Either hand made sugar, silks or fresh flowers can be used in your chosen colour and to match the wedding bouquet and flowers. Visit the site.
We will be happy to advise you on how to incorporate your wedding colours into your chosen cake design: You may choose to use colour in detailed piping work or subtle brushing on the edges of a frill etc.
Flowers can also be used to bring your scheme together. Either hand made sugar, silks or fresh flowers can be used in your chosen colour and to match the wedding bouquet and flowers. Visit the site.
FavorOnline
FavorOnline offers a hand picked selection of distinctive personalized favors that your guests will treasure. Our professional staff will craft unique wedding favors, bridal shower favors, baby shower favors, christening favors or any favor to help make your occasion 'very special'. http://www.favoronline.net
Marriage Builders site
This is the first site I have introduce here that has something to do with marriage instead of the one day event, wedding. I found this when I type "What do you do when you are really angry with your husband" in Google.
In this Marriage Builders® site, you will be introduced to some of the best ways to overcome marital conflicts and some of the quickest ways to restore love.
There are hundreds (thousands if printed) of very informative and free web pages waiting for you read behind this home page. You'll want to know where to find the help you need.
http://www.marriagebuilders.com/index.html
In this Marriage Builders® site, you will be introduced to some of the best ways to overcome marital conflicts and some of the quickest ways to restore love.
There are hundreds (thousands if printed) of very informative and free web pages waiting for you read behind this home page. You'll want to know where to find the help you need.
http://www.marriagebuilders.com/index.html
Shape-Up: Upper Body Toners
You've found the perfect dress. The perfect veil. Even the perfect shoes! There's only one thing missing -- the perfectly toned arms you've always craved. Okay -- we're not promising perfection (and you shouldn't aspire to it). But the following upper-body toning plan, designed by Pascale T. Solages, a nationally-certified fitness trainer at the Printing House Fitness and Racquet Club in New York City, is specifically tailored for the bride-to-be -- who will be wearing a dress that exposes her back, chest or shoulders on her big day. Read more...
Istana Wedding Services
This is a good place to find all kinds of information about how to plan your Malay theme wedding. Mr Hassan Ahmad have done a lot tentages project, mosque, Forum Perdana (religious), MUIS meeting, Ramadhan, school project, weddings, etc. Visit their website http://www.istanawedding.com.
Polaroid Pictures On Your Guest Book
I really regreted not doing this for my wedding. I guess I was too stress then. Well, make your guests take polaroid pictures before your wedding dinner and make them sign next to it. In this case you will know who has sign off with that unreadable signature.
http://www.i-zone.com & http://www.polaroid.com
http://www.i-zone.com & http://www.polaroid.com
Alfa Wedding.com
Shopping for wedding accessories and attendants gifts? Alfa Wedding.com online wedding superstore has thousands of different wedding accessories and attendants gifts for you to choose from, each in a variety of styles and colors. http://www.alfawedding.com
Woodsville Florist
Found another florist that do wedding decoration in Singapore. http://www.woodsville-florist.com/fProfile-Main.html
I got to remember to update the links on the right of the page someday.
I got to remember to update the links on the right of the page someday.
Magnets & Buttons As Wedding Favour
These are some magnets and buttons that can be used to say thank you to your guests for attending your wedding events.
If you are getting 100 or more of these magnets or buttons, they will be costing $1 each only. I am sure your guest will find it hard to throw away your wedding favours if you give them these.
 Double Xi Magnets 10 pack = $15 100 pack = $99.90 |  Double Xi Buttons 10 pack = $15 100 pack = $99.90 |
 Just Married Magnets 10 pack = $15 100 pack = $99.90 |  Just Married Buttons 10 pack = $15 100 pack = $99.90 |
If you are getting 100 or more of these magnets or buttons, they will be costing $1 each only. I am sure your guest will find it hard to throw away your wedding favours if you give them these.
Paper Crafts
If you are thinking of DIY your own wedding favours or wedding cards, you may want to visit http://www.paper-source.com for more inspiration. http://www.paperzone.com and http://www.inkogneato.com has lots of good ideas and http://www.geographics.com is another site to check out papers & templates. Wow!
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