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Bracelets
Bracelets with leaves
Necklaces - Simple, Formal, Grand
Earrings
Hair Accessories - Hair Pins,Hair Clips, Hair Sticks, Tiara
Charms - Handphone Charms, Lucky Charms
Others - Wine Charms, Wine Glass Charms, Bookmarks
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What Women Are Really Thinking?
Hello all you horny men out there! Shortly after releasing the "What Men Are Really Thinking" site, I received an overwhelming amount of letters asking for a female version. I sent out a general plea to talented female writers, but alas, no one heard my call... until now. In the fine tradition of the original, here is a collection of questions, and answers to the questions, that are asked by men, and directed towards women.
That being said, here is a comprehensive guide to what Women are thinking, as from the mind of the only female applicant that had any writing abilities whatsoever; A female that wishes to remain nameless... for reasons that should be painfully obvious to anyone who keeps reading... http://www.egodriven.net/women/default.htm
That being said, here is a comprehensive guide to what Women are thinking, as from the mind of the only female applicant that had any writing abilities whatsoever; A female that wishes to remain nameless... for reasons that should be painfully obvious to anyone who keeps reading... http://www.egodriven.net/women/default.htm
What Men Are Really Thinking?
I love women. Really, I do... They are such wonderful and powerful creatures... but you girls really do ask the stupidest questions... questions that you really don't want the answer to... I decided I want to help men everywhere by just putting all the answers to the questions in one spot. That way when you ask a stupid question, the closest person with a penis can just direct you here and save everyone else a whole lot of time. You're welcome. http://www.egodriven.net/men
Nice Quotes
I found two very nice quote in a magazine. Here they are.
1) I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one.
2) If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
My favourite one is the second quote. I am thinking of printing it big and paste it in to bedroom. So which quote do you prefer?
1) I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one.
2) If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
My favourite one is the second quote. I am thinking of printing it big and paste it in to bedroom. So which quote do you prefer?
Wedding Resources
Found another two sites with lots of wedding stuffs. http://www.bridesave.com & http://www.jeanmessentials.com
Flowers & Decor
For those of you looking for inspiration on flowers and decor, this site has some good pictures and ideas. Click here
Men
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE !!!
11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW ....they think women are hard to understand!
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with!
Marriage
Malin, Sarah
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2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE !!!
11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW ....they think women are hard to understand!
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with!
Marriage
Malin, Sarah
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The Bridal Studio
http://www.leanna.com/Bridal The author has been helping brides look beautiful in their chosen gown for their special day for 20 years. The site talks about gowns and bridesmaid shopping rules and what to expect on your fittings. This is a good site for some gowns knowledge.
Senior with new Mercedes Convertible
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible.
He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing what little hair he had left on his head.
"This is great.", he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get way from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph!
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man "Sir, he said, looking at his watch. " My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing what little hair he had left on his head.
"This is great.", he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get way from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph!
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man "Sir, he said, looking at his watch. " My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
My in-law took our 20 tables worth of angbows.
After reading others complain about their in-laws and their own parents, I started to think about my own and felt like crying again.
I wanted to complain again. My in-laws took our angbow money worth of $12000+++ and said that it is rightfully theirs because my parents took their part. In our culture, it is only right that the groom give the gal's parents a certain table of angbow money. My parents only asked for 5 tables. Lucky we did not get an expensive restuarant or we can declare bankcrupty after our wedding. I still remember that my father in-law wanted to change the dishes in the menu which will result in the price per table. He said he will give us an additional of $5000 but I never see the money. My bank account has been half because of this.
They were now all waiting for me to bear them their grandchildren at my own expenses. I must said that they were really cruel people and they think that this is the right thing I must do. I hope that their bad karma will take action soon. I know that it is very bad for me to say all these things but I am no god. I cannot complain anything to my hubby because it is not his fault and I do not want to make him difficult.
I wanted to complain again. My in-laws took our angbow money worth of $12000+++ and said that it is rightfully theirs because my parents took their part. In our culture, it is only right that the groom give the gal's parents a certain table of angbow money. My parents only asked for 5 tables. Lucky we did not get an expensive restuarant or we can declare bankcrupty after our wedding. I still remember that my father in-law wanted to change the dishes in the menu which will result in the price per table. He said he will give us an additional of $5000 but I never see the money. My bank account has been half because of this.
They were now all waiting for me to bear them their grandchildren at my own expenses. I must said that they were really cruel people and they think that this is the right thing I must do. I hope that their bad karma will take action soon. I know that it is very bad for me to say all these things but I am no god. I cannot complain anything to my hubby because it is not his fault and I do not want to make him difficult.
Customized Toothpick As Wedding Favour
"Pick On Us" specializes in customized toothpick packets. We have a variety of other products that will brighten any occasion including party picks, chopsticks, skewers, cocktail forks and more! You may want to consider printing both names on them and give them to your guest at your wedding. http://www.pickonus.com
Marriage Counselling
A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, "You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?"
The wife replies, "It's my husband -- he's driving me crazy! I'm going to leave him if he continues!"
"How does he drive you crazy?"
"For 20 years," she says, "he's been doing these stupid things. First, whenever we go out, he's always looking at the floor and refuses to go near anyone. It's very embarrassing."
The marriage counselor is amused, "Anything else?"
"He keeps picking his nose all the time! Even in public!"
"Hmm, anything else?"
The wife hesitates, "whenever we're making love, he NEVER lets me be on top! Once in a while, I'd like to be in control!"
"Ah," says the counselor, "I think I'll talk to your husband now."
So the wife goes out of the room and the husband enters. The counselor tells him, "Your wife says that you've been driving her crazy. She might even leave you."
The husband looks shocked, "WHAT? For 20 years I've been loving and considerate and I've always given her what she wants! What could be the problem?"
The counselor explains, "She says that you've got these habits that are driving her crazy. First, you're always acting strange in public--looking at the floor and never going near anyone else."
The husband looks concerned, "Oh, you don't understand! It's one of the few things my father told me to do on his death bed and I swore I'd obey everything he said."
"What did he say?"
"He said that I should never step on anyone's toes!"
The counselor looks amused, "Actually, that means that you should not do anything that would cause anyone else to get angry."
The husband looks sheepish, "Oh. Okay."
The counselor continues, "And you keep picking your nose in public."
"Well, its another thing my father specifically commanded me to do! He told me to always keep my nose clean."
The counselor looks faint, "That means that you should not indulge in any criminal activity."
"Oh," says the husband looking very stupid.
"And finally, she says that you never allow her to be on top during your lovemaking."
"This," says the husband seriously, "is the last thing my father commanded me to do on his deathbed and it's the most important thing."
"What did he say?"
The husband replies, "In his dying breath, he said, 'Don't screw up.'"
The wife replies, "It's my husband -- he's driving me crazy! I'm going to leave him if he continues!"
"How does he drive you crazy?"
"For 20 years," she says, "he's been doing these stupid things. First, whenever we go out, he's always looking at the floor and refuses to go near anyone. It's very embarrassing."
The marriage counselor is amused, "Anything else?"
"He keeps picking his nose all the time! Even in public!"
"Hmm, anything else?"
The wife hesitates, "whenever we're making love, he NEVER lets me be on top! Once in a while, I'd like to be in control!"
"Ah," says the counselor, "I think I'll talk to your husband now."
So the wife goes out of the room and the husband enters. The counselor tells him, "Your wife says that you've been driving her crazy. She might even leave you."
The husband looks shocked, "WHAT? For 20 years I've been loving and considerate and I've always given her what she wants! What could be the problem?"
The counselor explains, "She says that you've got these habits that are driving her crazy. First, you're always acting strange in public--looking at the floor and never going near anyone else."
The husband looks concerned, "Oh, you don't understand! It's one of the few things my father told me to do on his death bed and I swore I'd obey everything he said."
"What did he say?"
"He said that I should never step on anyone's toes!"
The counselor looks amused, "Actually, that means that you should not do anything that would cause anyone else to get angry."
The husband looks sheepish, "Oh. Okay."
The counselor continues, "And you keep picking your nose in public."
"Well, its another thing my father specifically commanded me to do! He told me to always keep my nose clean."
The counselor looks faint, "That means that you should not indulge in any criminal activity."
"Oh," says the husband looking very stupid.
"And finally, she says that you never allow her to be on top during your lovemaking."
"This," says the husband seriously, "is the last thing my father commanded me to do on his deathbed and it's the most important thing."
"What did he say?"
The husband replies, "In his dying breath, he said, 'Don't screw up.'"
How business is done..........
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case....."
This is how business is done!!
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case....."
This is how business is done!!
Lunar Year Divorce
An elderly man in Penang called his son in Hong Kong and said, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screamed.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man said. We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Canberra and tell her," and he hung up.
Frantic, the son called his sister, who exploded on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouted, "I'll take care of this."
She called her dad immediately, and screamed at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hung up.
The old man hung up his phone and turned to his wife.
"Okay," he said, "they're coming for the reunion dinner and Lunar New Year and paying their own airfares."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screamed.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man said. We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Canberra and tell her," and he hung up.
Frantic, the son called his sister, who exploded on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouted, "I'll take care of this."
She called her dad immediately, and screamed at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hung up.
The old man hung up his phone and turned to his wife.
"Okay," he said, "they're coming for the reunion dinner and Lunar New Year and paying their own airfares."
Men are like...
1. Men are like laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like department stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like government bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like snowstorms. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or ! how long it will last.
12. Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2. Men are like bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like department stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like government bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like snowstorms. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or ! how long it will last.
12. Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
The Natural Look
A clean natural look is the number one recommended style for today's bride. The natural look is the most preferred look because it enhances your features just enough to make you look radiant and beautiful without overemphasizing. Here are some step -by-step instructions to help you achieve a natural look that's right for you.http://www.mary-consultants-kay-cosmetics.com/wedding-day-tips.html
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