Wedding Thoughts

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2011-06-28T20:26:00.001+08:00

Humorous Cake Topper

2011-05-18T22:06:00.005+08:00

Here are some humorous cake topper for your wedding cake.

Do consider doing this during your wedding march in

2009-07-28T16:05:00.003+08:00

2008-09-26T16:21:00.003+08:00

Yippee, while shopping for a template for this blog and it future extension, I manage to get the old template back. Yippee.

Corinthians Wedding Verse by frugalbride
Begin selling my posters with Zazzle.

Lost out template

2008-08-04T13:10:00.002+08:00

We have lost our blog template again. Sorry about that. We will make sure that we will get a new pretty template for this blog.

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2008-07-11T09:43:00.006+08:00

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Good man are hard to find

2008-06-30T13:05:00.006+08:00

Whatever of the Bride

2008-05-28T16:59:00.008+08:00

Hmmm...what are you thinking?

Wedding Disasters

2007-12-21T01:07:00.006+08:00

Wedding Thoughts New Amazon Store

2007-11-04T22:39:00.002+08:00

I have created an online store featuring books, magazines, music cds and other products related to wedding. The store is hosted by Amazon and I have include categories on wedding favors, photography, bridal flowers, scrapbooking, wedding cakes, honeymoon and more. I will be adding more categories in future and hope that you will find the store useful.

Wedding Thoughts Amazon Store

New Look

2007-08-23T11:45:00.004+08:00

Wedding Thoughts got it new look finally. I was tired of all the previous pink and purple with hearts look so this time we will have some different. Hope you will like it.

Wedding Paper Divas

2007-08-15T16:07:00.002+08:00

Wedding Paper Divas offers only exclusive wedding designs and stationery found nowhere else online or offline. They work with well-known to up-and-coming artists who design wedding invitations, bridal shower invitations and thank you cards just for Wedding Paper Divas. Looking at their website is enough to make you drool over their paper design.

Fine Wedding Speeches

2007-07-18T00:43:00.002+08:00

If you find free speeches are not good enough for your grand wedding, then you will need a wedding speech written by a professional public speaker and speech writer.

They do have speeches for father of the bride, bridegroom and even bestman. Do check them out.

Vows in Your Wedding Ring

2007-07-17T00:24:00.004+08:00

I have only the dates of our ROM in our wedding rings. My parents had both their names in their. It was unusual and cool to have your wedding vows in your wedding rings. It helps to remind each other the commitments made on your wedding day.

Anyway, here is the site that offer to engrave your wedding vows on your wedding ring. They even have a big list of vows you can choose from or custom your own vows on your only rings.

Hello Kitty Theme Wedding

2007-06-05T01:02:00.002+08:00

I realise that a lot of people are interested in Hello Kitty themed wedding. They either love it or hate it.

This is an interesting article on Hello Kitty wedding. Enjoy reading.

Wedding Tee Shirts for Everybody

2007-04-07T14:42:00.001+08:00

Looking for wedding t-shirts? Here are some that are will make everybody happy.

Aunt of the Bride
Boss of the Bride
Brother In-law of the Bride
Brother of the Bride
Co-worker of the Bride
Colleague of the Bride
Cousin of the Bride
Daughter In-law of the Bride
Daughter of the Bride
Father of the Bride
Friend of the Bride
Granddaughter of the Bride
Grandma of the Bride
Grandpa of the Bride
Grandson of the Bride
Great Grandma of the Bride
Great Grandpa of the Bride
Mother of the Bride
Nephew of the Bride
Neighbour of the Bride
Niece of the Bride
Parent of the Bride
Relative of the Bride
Sibling of the Bride
Sister In-law of the Bride
Sister of the Bride
Son in-law of the Bride
Son of the Bride
Step Brother of the Bride
Step Father of the Bride
Step Mother of the Bride
Step Sister of the Bride
Uncle of the Bride

Aunt of the Groom
Boss of the Groom
Brother In-law of the Groom
Brother of the Groom
Co-worker of the Groom
Colleague of the Groom
Cousin of the Groom
Daughter In-law of the Groom
Daughter of the Groom
Father of the Groom
Friend of the Groom
Granddaughter of the Groom
Grandma of the Groom
Grandpa of the Groom
Grandson of the Groom
Great Grandma of the Groom
Great Grandpa of the Groom
Mother of the Groom
Nephew of the Groom
Neighbour of the Groom
Niece of the Groom
Parent of the Groom
Relative of the Groom
Sibling of the Groom
Sister In-law of the Groom
Sister of the Groom
Son in-law of the Groom
Son of the Groom
Step Brother of the Groom
Step Father of the Groom
Step Mother of the Groom
Step Sister of the Groom
Uncle of the Groom

There are some tees that might make everybody stare too. If you dare to invite these people.

Enemy of the Bride
Ex-boyfriend of the Bride
Ex-girlfriend of the Bride
Ex-husband of the Bride
Ex-wife of the Bride
Love Rival of the Bride

Enemy of the Groom
Ex-boyfriend of the Groom
Ex-girlfriend of the Groom
Ex-husband of the Groom
Ex-wife of the Groom
Love Rival of the Groom

New Look

2007-04-05T23:16:00.002+08:00

I have deleted one big part of my html code in this blog one day when I was feeling burn out, hardly can open my eyes in the middle of the night.

I have only realise what I have done the next day.

I manage to save all the useful links on the right side bar and now you have a brand new look at Wedding Thoughts. I will be adding labels for each post sloooooooowly when I have the time. Hopefully, this will make surfing and finding information easier on this blog.

Happy surfing.

Dear Tech Support

2007-03-16T16:12:00.002+08:00

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1 . Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but it is no longer available.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

Thank you and have a great day.

You Are The One
Klassen, Kim
Buy This Allposters.com

Marriage

2007-03-06T00:14:00.001+08:00

When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities - She is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.

After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order anymore.

She becomes an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.

I was banned from a wedding dinner

2006-03-21T01:31:00.003+08:00

I received an invitation to a wedding dinner two months ago. My auntie has left an invitation card for me & my husband at my mom's place. I was busy on that day and did not get to meet her family.

She called my mom this month asking if she should come down personally to my place to invite me to her daughter's wedding. Upon hearing that I am now in my 9th month pregnancy, she told my mom that she will cancel my name and my husband from her list of guest. She did not even ask if I will like to attend her daughter's wedding.

Well, the good thing is that I can save up some angbow money. Anyway, during my wedding, she brought her whole family (5 person) and did not even give me a red packet. She and her whole family eat for free at my wedding and she even show off her future "master degree" son in-law.

Got these via email.

2006-03-11T03:33:00.002+08:00

Muahahahaha...

Sticker for the Bride

2006-02-27T21:59:00.004+08:00

If your parents, parent in-laws, sisters, brothers, everybody else keep giving you unneccessary suggestions and comments on your wedding, it is time to get this sticker.

1st Wedding Anniversary

2006-01-08T23:33:00.002+08:00

Today is our 1st wedding anniversary. We did not celebrate it. It was raining whole day but we still went out. We saw two wedding cars on the road with the decoration soaking wet with the rain. We went to my in-laws place to have dinner after that. Nothing special. I think all our wedding anniversary will be like that, so sad.

Anyway, I found a site that has a quiz. Are you in a healthy relationship?

http://health.ninemsn.com.au/quiz.aspx?sectionid=63&subsectionid=0&quizid=72

I score "Mostly Bs"
"Right now, you and your partner appear to be living two separate lives that overlap occasionally. While the pace of today's society often makes it difficult for us to nurture our close relationships, it's imperative that we spend some time looking at what's important to us. Maintaining a sense of self is important, but there must also be time given to the relationship if it's to survive."

Bride T-Shirts

2005-12-31T00:09:00.004+08:00

My in-laws

2005-12-28T21:09:00.001+08:00

My father in-law demand a $3000 cheque from my husband. When my husband asked him what is it for, he said that it is for his son coming wedding. He needs it for the red packets.

My husband said something that I agreed very much. If you got a bit of money, never never never let my in-law knows about it. They will demand you to give it to them. They will said that it is rightly theirs.

I am wondering when will all these problems end.

Wedding in December

2005-11-28T00:45:00.001+08:00

My husband's younger brother is going to hold a wedding this coming December. At first, my mother in-law told my husband that she got no money to buy gold for her future daughter in-law. My husband sugguested that she take my wedding gold and pass them to her. My mother in-law disagreed.

My mother in-law kept calling my husband, now asking my husband to give her $2000 to buy gold for her daughter in-law. My husband is still very much in debt and now we got to think about our coming baby. $2000 is a lot to us. I did not say much about this matter, I only told my husband that the mother is his and the money is also his. He will decide what to do because no matter how loud I whine, things will not change.

Recently, my husband receive a cheque from his client after completing one of his project. My father in-law happen to know about this cheque. Now he is asking my husband to take out $10,000 for his brother wedding. He said he needs the money to buy gold and red packets. F*&%$%, what has my husband got to do with his brother wedding?

Today, my husband complained to me that now his father is asking for $20,000 instead of $10,000. I said nothing and I am glad that my own parents do not do this type of things to me.

Pretty Wedding Invitation

2005-11-20T00:04:00.003+08:00

Wedding Invitation Monogram Names Black Damask by monogramgallery
See other Wedding Invitations

Auspicious Dates For Chinese Wedding

2005-07-26T00:03:00.001+08:00

If you are looking for websites that provide you auspicious dates for your chinese wedding, look no further. http://verywed.com/lunar is a very useful site. However, it is all in chinese character. You might need a language convertor to read if you are not so good with chinese.

Traditional Wedding Vows

2005-07-24T01:57:00.001+08:00

I checked my blog. I think I have not posted this. If I am wrong, let me know.

Your wedding vows are your declaration of love to one another. It is where you publiclymake promises to each other. You can elect to use traditional vows or to write your own. Most religious ceremonies require you to use their traditional vows, but may allow you to personalise them. You should check with your officiant for guidelines. There are different types of wedding vows including traditional and non-traditional, religious, personalized, classic, humorous, and specialty vows. We have included below some traditional and religious wedding vows for you to read over.
If you need help in writing your own wedding vowls, refer to our " make your own vows"section to give you some ideas.

http://www.theweddingnetwork.com.au/weddingvows.htm

Writing you own wedding Vows

2005-07-22T13:30:00.000+08:00

Here is a great resource for you to use in writing your own wedding vows. There are pre-written examples, and helpful material which you can use in your creative process.
http://www.electpress.com/loveandromance/page45.htm

Another good resource will be at http://www.weddingclipart.com/guide/wedding-vows/Traditional-Wedding-Vows.html

Get Your Own Bride & Groom Tee Shirts

2005-07-18T20:16:00.000+08:00

You dun always get to be a bride or groom. So if you are a bride or groom now, wear a bride or groom tee shirt. Our brides & groom apparels are great for occasions like wedding rehearsals & weddings. If you think your bridesmaids need a tee shirt too, visit the bridesmaid's section.

Gender Jokes

2005-07-15T16:47:00.000+08:00

You need a good laugh after all that wedding preparation? Visit this site. http://www.laughnet.net/gender.htm It got a good collection of gender jokes.

Create custom stickers.

2005-07-13T02:43:00.001+08:00

Make every event memorable with Confoti! Create unique custom confetti or our NEW photo stickers from your own photos.

New Photo Stickers
Personalize your world with these custom photo stickers and show off your memories. Great for yourself or surprise someone with a one-of-a-kind gift!

http://www.confoti.com

Our Wedding Story Book

2005-07-11T01:09:00.000+08:00

The traditional wedding album does an outstanding job of capturing the photos of that special day, but what about all the major events that led up to your wedding and those that follow? We at Life Memories believe there is a fabulous story to tell about the day you met to your honeymoon and all that happens in between. A story told not only with pictures but with words, thoughts and feelings as well; a story told with Our Wedding Storybook System. Each book is professionally bound, full color, coffee table quality that will be a treasure today and for years to come.

http://www.ourweddingstorybook.com

WANDERFULS Centerpieces

2005-07-07T16:34:00.000+08:00

This is a great idea for a center pieces as well as a wedding flavor.

WANDERFULS Centerpieces are the wedding centerpiece of choice for experts wanting an alternative to the traditional wedding favor as well as the wedding centerpiece made of flowers, sweet 16 centerpieces, bar mitzvah favors and centerpieces, floral centerpieces and keepsakes. Through combining the elegant wedding favor with the wedding centerpiece the bridal, wedding and event planner can achieve thousands of unique color effects. This site featuring Wanderfuls centerpieces contains authoritative information about Wanderfuls favors.

http://www.wanderfuls.com

Marriage license requirements for 50 US States.

2005-07-05T16:15:00.000+08:00

What Makes Our Marriage Legal ?

Every state in the United States requires a license to legalize Marriage. You cannot get married without it. We'll tell you how to get that license in a minute. But follow the way this works...So you have your license. Now you get married. After the ceremony, both spouses and the Officient sign the marriage license (some states require a witness). The Officient then files for a certified copy of the marriage license and a marriage certificate. Often we get email asking the difference between the Marriage License and a Marriage Certificate. The marriage certificate is more of a keepsake. You will receive an original of both the certified license and the marriage certificate. This can take anywhere from to two weeks to a months time. Ask for a few extra copies of the marriage license (there is an extra fee) because whomever decides to change his/her name, must provide an original copy for official name changes with your Social Security and Driver's license. http://www.1800bride2b.com/articles/marriagelaws.htm

How to Write a Thank You Note

2005-07-05T00:20:00.000+08:00

We have touches on preparing speeches and links on writing invitation cards. Now it is time to say thank you to your guests. Here are some examples:

For gifts:
Dear XX,
Thank you very much for your thoughtful gift. We really appreciate your thoughtful/personal/generous/touching/wonderful gift. YY and I look forward to using it on holidays and special ocassions in our lifes.

We're glad that you were able to join us/We are so grateful for your gift/presence on our special day, and hope you had a good time. We look forward to seeing you again this summer. Again, thanks for your thoughtfulness.

Love,
YY & ZZ

For cheque or cash:
Dear XX,
Thank you so much for your generousity. YY and I are saving towards our new house (hoildays, furnitures, babies), and have added your gift to our special account.

(continue the same ending as above)

If the above is not helpful enough, visit http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/how_to/how_to_write_a_thankyou_note.php. It has a great article and examples on how to write a thank you note.

Who want to buy a Porsche?

2005-07-04T01:23:00.000+08:00

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss, "Where did you get that car???!!! He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his parents? "We know what a Porsche costs." "Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to panic and asked. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they said. "It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her name; they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness," moaned the mother to the boys father, "John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know what was going on.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary. The secretary took his money and left him after they had arrived. He called me and claimed he was robbed and stranded. He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

Free Wedding Classifieds

2005-07-03T02:16:00.000+08:00

They have a great selection of online ads in the following categories:

Bridal Gowns & Fashion
Gifts & Registry
Catering & Cakes
Invitations & Thank You's
Diamonds & Jewelry
Music & Entertainment
Favors & Accessories
Photography & Video
Flowers & Decor
Travel & Honeymoons
Miscellaneous

They have lots of great deals, and you can even place ads online. http://www.freeweddingclassifieds.com

Bridal Shower Ideas

2005-07-01T01:31:00.000+08:00

Here are some bridal shower ideas and wedding reception ideas to help plan an event to remember... You will also find bridal shower and wedding reception invitations, party favors, wedding party supplies, attendant's gifts, and gifts for flower girl, ringbearer, parents of the bride and of the groom , and the bride and groom themselves. They have provided a wedding checklist too. Read more...

Etiquette Hell

2005-06-28T23:22:00.000+08:00

Absolutely hysterical horror stories that will tell you what NOT to do at your wedding. http://www.etiquettehell.com

Make a Wish

2005-06-27T16:25:00.000+08:00

I cannot stop laughing after I have read this. Enjoy!

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn.

He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed; but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! -

the husband became 92 years old !

LESSONS: fairies are always female

Passion for Petals

2005-06-25T16:22:00.000+08:00

Confetti Cones are becoming more and more popular with Brides and offer a charming and practical way of passing around confetti. The flower girls or bridesmaids would love the job of handing these out to your guests.

Passion for Petals delivers the most unique and stunning bougainvillea and freeze dried rose wedding petals & other natural ideas to make your occasion special. http://www.passionforpetals.com

Making a Veil

2005-06-24T18:12:00.001+08:00

If you feel adventurous, or have some sewing experience and just need a few specific pointers, here are some basic instructions for making two types of veils. http://www.wegotgame.net/jen/veils.html

If you are not a DIY person, you can shop for your veils here.

US Marriage Laws

2005-06-22T00:31:00.000+08:00

Here is a site that tells you the laws in your state about getting married and what you need to do. Just click on UNITED STATES or where ever you are from and go from there. It has some other great information too. http://usmarriagelaws.com/cgi-bin/search/usa.cgi

Wrap With Us

2005-06-21T03:37:00.000+08:00

Wedding favors are a great way to show appreciation to your guests. Wrap With Us is pleased to present to you quality wedding favors for weddings and other occasions at exceptionally low prices. All weddings and occasions are special that's why we sell a large selection of favors that can be used for christenings, baby shower favors, birthday party favors, sweet sixteen favors and wedding anniversary favors.

Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings....Or Why They Shouldn't

2005-06-19T00:52:00.000+08:00

There would be less "Oh Promise Me" and "Endless Love" and more "Louie, Louie" and "Money Money".

There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" Party Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not.

Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors.

June Weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs.

Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically but omit that "forsaking all others" part.

The couple would leave the ceremony in a souped up '73 Charger or some other Mopar with racing tires and flame designs on the side of the car. Better yet, a Harley!

Idiots that tried to dance with the Bride (unless they were really old) would get punched in the head.

Big slobbery dogs would be eligible for the role of "Best Man".

There would be "Tailgate Receptions".

Outdoor weddings would be held during sporting events at half-time or between innings.

Ceremonies would be short and Honeymoons would be long.

Ceremonies and Honeymoons would be inexpensive compared to the cost of the Bachelor Party. Those strippers and liquor sure do add up.

Men wouldn't ask...."Well, what do you think, Dear, The Burgundy or the Wine colored?" They'd just grab extras napkins from their local pub or tavern.

Favors would be matchbooks and cigars. Better yet, free drink passes at the local lounge.

The brides dress would show cleavage, her navel and be form fitted to her ass.

Instead of a sit down dinner or a buffet, there would be a hog roast or buckets of chicken, pizza and plenty of barbecue.

No one would bother with that "Veil Routine". But they would insist the garter be as high up on her leg as it would go.

The bridal bouquet could be recycled from a previous funeral or something.

Invitations would read as follows.......Tom (Dick or Harry) is getting the old ball and chain.... He's getting married.
He either:
A.) knocked her up,
B.) couldn't get a different roommate, or
C.) caved in to her ultimatum.

Please meet the woman who will cook and clean for him for the rest of his life at Soldier Field Stadium on the 50 Yard Line at Half-time during Sunday's Game.
Please join us at the MoonLight Lounge after the game for Beer, Nacho's and Pizza. Oh Yeah... B.Y.O.B.

Tuxedo Wear for Babies and Pets

2005-06-16T17:27:00.001+08:00

Looking for tuxedo or some formal wear for your little ones, or your pet dog or cat? Click on the above pictures to have a look. We have tuxedo T-shirts for your bridemaid as well. Keepsake Arts Tuxedo section

Another Joke

2005-06-15T17:20:00.000+08:00

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, since it was payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

The Brides Bouquet

2005-06-08T21:38:00.000+08:00

http://www.thebridesbouquet.com has the most exquisite collection of fine silk wedding flowers, bridal bouquets, corsages, and wedding accessories available.

Sick Husband

2005-06-07T14:50:00.000+08:00

After several weeks of feeling lousy and in pain, John decided that he should finally see a doctor. He asked his wife, Mary, to join him. So after waiting for an hour, they entered the room of the specialist recommended by their friends.

The doctor examined John for more than a half hour, took blood test, x-rays and poked and prodded every available spot on his body.

After waiting an hour, the doctor asked Mary to come in to his office to speak privately.

"What Is It??" Mary asked

"Well, there is good news and bad news", said the doctor. "Your husband has a very rare disease, that if he gets very stressed is most likely to become fatal."

"Well, Whats the good news??" asked Mary.

"Practice has shown that if you, as his wife, make sure that his life is stress free, he can go on living a very healthy, normal life. What this means on a practical level is that you have to pamper him and do what he wants. If he gets upset, agree with him. Cook him his favorite foods regularly. Don't argue with him, even when you know you are right. Let him always think he is right and always be respectful of him. Be available regularly in the romantic department and fulfill all his wishes."

Stunned, Mary leaves and heads to the reception room, where John was impatiently waiting.

"So...." John asked, "What did the doctor tell you?? "

"You're gonna die!"

Create your wedding Ceremony Wordings

2005-06-05T23:37:00.000+08:00

http://members.aol.com/revlyon/ceremony.html has all the variations of wordings for the different ceremony parts. You are free to write phrases, statements of commitment and pledges of faith that mean something to you. There are generally five parts to the basic format. They are:

* The Welcome Address
* Declaration of Consent
* Vows
* Exchange of Rings
* Pronouncement of Marriage

Themed Wedding

2005-06-04T22:51:00.000+08:00

If you are looking for wedding stuffs that matches to the theme of your wedding, thenhttp://www.bridalpeople.com/SCats/17.asp offer a wide selection of items that cater to themed weddings. From butterfly to western themes, their wedding accessories and favors add a coordinating touch to your ceremony and reception decor. Whether your wedding will be at the beach in the summer, or a vintage cottage in the fall, you can make your day memorable with themed items that compliment your location and season."

DIY Bride

2005-06-04T03:06:00.001+08:00

http://www.diybride.com has all kinds of do-it-yourself ideas and templates for tons of stuff- favors, flowers, decorations...for your wedding projects.

Conscious Wedding

2005-06-02T17:05:00.001+08:00

A Conscious Bride is a Calm, Joyful, and Present Bride.

A Conscious Wedding is a Meaningful, Creative, and Loving Event.

Welcome to the Conscious Weddings web site! I would like to extend my personal welcome to you, as well as commend you for having the courage to delve beyond the superficial aspects of a wedding and dive into its emotional underbelly. What do I mean by emotional underbelly? I mean that in a culture that touts the wedding as the pinnacle of joy in a couple's - or family's - life, the grief, fear, confusion, and sense of aloneness that often accompany this event are pushed underground. So it has become something of a taboo in our culture to utter the words "grief" and "wedding" in the same breath. Yet how could grief and fear not be a part of this transition! We have the bride and groom letting go of their singlehood and stepping into one of the biggest commitments of their lives; we have the mothers of the bride and groom letting go of their "little ones" and possibly facing their own disappointments about their wedding or marriage; and we have girlfriends freaking out about panty hose color when really they're scared about losing, at least temporarily, their lifelong friend. In short, a wedding, as the rite of passage that it is, involves a loss and a gain, a death and a birth, an ending and a beginning. And in order to celebrate the joy and embrace the birth that a wedding and new marriage brings, we need to be willing to face our fears, honor our losses, and talk about more than napkin colors and flower arrangements as the big day nears.

http://www.consciousweddings.com

Wedding Crafts Page

2005-06-01T23:29:00.000+08:00

This website is a compilation of various wedding-related craft projects to be found on the Web. It help you create beautiful projects that will make your wedding day more special! Some examples are, DIY invitation cards, wedding favors, flower girl baskets, ring pillow, and more. Read more...

A Store That Sells Husbands

2005-05-31T15:18:00.000+08:00

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

FLOOR 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

FLOOR 2 - These men have jobs and love, kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

FLOOR 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

FLOOR 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

FLOOR 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

FLOOR 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day!

Theme Wedding & Party Guide

2005-05-29T03:04:00.000+08:00

The hottest party trend right now is incorporating themes. Make your event personalized and unforgettable...

* Are you aware of all your Italian or Catholic or Greek traditions?
* Create an Asian style bridal shower...
* Having an Interfaith ceremony?
* Need to find Country & Western party supplies or invitations?

ASK GINKA is a one-of-a-kind link directory. You don't have to spend hours searching for answers on the Web. All the research has been done for you and categorized in sections. Start your search by picking a Religion, Nationality, Theme or Holiday.

Bridal Showers

2005-05-27T19:08:00.000+08:00

Are you hosting a bridal or wedding shower? Have absolutely no clue on where to begin? Don't fret! Most showers have a theme or overall motif such as a "lingerie" or "time of the day" theme. There are many possibilities and the only limit you have is your imagination! Read more...

Woman Power

2005-05-27T02:27:00.000+08:00

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00, on one condition." (There are always conditions.)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling, huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said,...

"Clean my house."

Flowers by Anne

2005-05-25T15:20:00.000+08:00

This is a site with a huge collection of wedding flowers. Their design database allows you to search for specific color schemes, flower varieties or both. Read more...

At Least He Tried!

2005-05-24T01:35:00.000+08:00

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT!!!!

HIS FUNERAL IS ON THURSDAY.

Choosing Your Wedding Music

2005-05-23T03:01:00.000+08:00

This is a great site with a great guide for selecting your ceremony music. There are short clips of the songs located on the website, as well as suggestions on where to put them in your ceremony.

The selection of music for your wedding ceremony is a very important process, but many couples don't know where to begin. That's what we're here for! We've designed this part of our website to acquaint you with some of the best music available for the various parts of the Catholic wedding liturgy. Choosing your wedding music will take a while, so you might want to come back and visit this music page several times before you finalize your selections. Read more...

Little Johnny and Jenny

2005-05-21T14:26:00.000+08:00

Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing that he had ever heard, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny." Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..."

Mr. Smith doesn't think the little **** is adorable anymore.

Wedding Favors: Magnets and Buttons

2005-05-19T15:22:00.000+08:00

These buttons and magnets makes great wedding favor. You can even personalize them, put in your name and your hubby name, add the dates of your big day. After your big day, your guest will be sticking these magnets on their fridge. http://www.cafepress.com/keepsake_arts/610311

Obedient Wife

2005-05-18T23:11:00.000+08:00

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her; she came over with the box > and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

3 jokes

2005-05-17T15:25:00.000+08:00

1. "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

2. An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

3. The investigation of Martha Stewart continues. Her recipe for chicken casserole is quite efficient. First you boil the chicken in water. And then you dump the stock.

Looking for a place to share your wedding album?

2005-05-15T18:32:00.000+08:00

They have something like Webshots.

# Your very own URL (eg.www.MichaelandOlivia.com)
# A website created to celebrate your wedding day.
# An online facility to hold and view your wedding photographs.
# A simple registration process.
# A product that you and your family will be proud of!

http://www.webshareweddings.com

Something to think about

2005-05-14T03:44:00.000+08:00

A puppy asked its mum, "mummy, what and where is my happiness?"

The mum said, "Your happiness is right under your tail."

So the puppy went around in circles, looking backwards, trying to chase its tail to see what happiness is.

After a few rounds the puppy felt tired and giddy and could not chase its tail anymore.

Disappointed, the puppy asked its mum, "mummy, I ran in circles as hard as I could but I still can’t find my happiness."

And mummy said, "all you need is to do is to look forward, walk straight, and happiness will follow closely after you."

And there lies the essence of "happiness".

Muahahahaha, 2 More Free Wedding Speeches

2005-05-09T19:06:00.000+08:00

2 More Free Wedding Speeches if you still cannot find a perfect one. I think I need to add another section of links to my right hand side just for speeches.

http://www.frugalbride.com/bridespeeches.html

Funny Wedding Cards

2005-05-08T19:17:00.000+08:00

If you wants to write something different on a wedding card, you may want to visit this site. http://www.funegreets.com/wedding/index11.htm.

Wedding Speeches Again.

2005-05-06T18:04:00.000+08:00

I have attempted to set out for you, the basics of the traditional Wedding speeches.

These rules are not hard and fast and nowadays other people like to speak such as the Bride, the Chief Bridesmaid and the Father of the Groom. It is preferable to prearrange who is going to speak and the order, especially if there is a Toastmaster.

The Best man’s speech should be funny, but it should not be an extension of the Stag night and it will be better received by the family audience, if it is written accordingly.

It has also become more common to shorten the ordeal for the speakers, by holding the speeches before the meal. Personally, I think an audience who have had a nice meal and possibly a few drinks may be a more receptive audience.

http://mag.weddingcentral.com.au/weddings/speeches

Do you think this blog should have a new design?

2005-05-05T18:00:00.000+08:00

Do you think this blog should have a new design? I am kind of tired of seeing this pink here. I have been looking around for ideas and sadly I have not seen any that I like.

Another Free Wedding Speeches

2005-05-04T23:04:00.000+08:00

There are three generally accepted speeches usual to a wedding reception they are, bride's father's speech, the bridegroom's speech and lastly the best man's speech. No further speeches are required although other speeches are permissible; it is not unusual for example for the bridegroom's father to give a short speech of thanks to the host and hostess for the occasion, or the bride to have a "best woman" give a speech.

Oooooh! Another site with free speeches??? I am chocking.

Free Wedding Speeches

2005-05-03T15:36:00.000+08:00

Speech-making is a bit like prospecting for black gold. If you don't strike oil in 10 minutes, stop boring.

I'm told that the best speech makers follow three simple rules. Stand Up. Speak Up. Then, very quickly, Shut Up. I'll try to stick to that advice.

Quickly bring me to free wedding speeches, I need that badly!

Indiebride

2005-05-02T17:15:00.000+08:00

This is an interesting site for the independent-minded brides. It has a blog and a forum, lots of interesting essays that will make you laugh your head off. http://www.indiebride.com/index.html

10 husbands

2005-05-01T00:05:00.000+08:00

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".

"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. ......God I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

Jamaican Sandals

2005-04-30T03:17:00.000+08:00

This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with an Jamaican accent says "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you Would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"

Wedding Gifts

2005-04-28T15:24:00.000+08:00

I realise that I did not touch on any wedding gifts for your friends. Well, an introduction of one or two sites will not hurt since this is a blog mostly for brides and grooms. Here is something I found. Glass Dimensions They customise mother day gifts, anniversary gifts, engagement gifts, wedding shower and they have candles too.

Your single days can be the most exciting time of your life.

2005-04-27T21:44:00.000+08:00

Your single days can be the most exciting time of your life. If you're not convinced yet, check out why us single women are loving it.

1. "You can do whatever you darn well please."

2. "Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face."

3. "Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?"

4. "You can leave bra and other unmentionables in view."

5. "You can slump around the house in any old thing."

6. "You don't having to think about birth control, calendars or ovulation. Aunt Flo can visit whenever she likes."

7. "You can go out and flirt as much as your heart desires, without a worry in the world."

8. "The toilet seat issue -- need I say more?"

9. "Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous."

10. "You can have male friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on."

11. "You can finally see all the good videos -- the romantic, cheesy films.

12. "No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house."

13. "You don't have to wear G-string panties unless you want to wear them."

14. "You can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over."

15. "You don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities."

16. "You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that you want."

17. "You can spend as much time as you want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground."

18. "There is no one putting you on a tiny pedestal that you can fall off of at any moment, unless you are focusing on your balance all day long."

19. "You don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things."

20. "No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on."

21. "Never worry if the milk carton has been directly drunk out of."

22. "You are free at a party or bar to talk to whom you please, and you don't always have to turn and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.'"

23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself."

24. "You can buy what you want at the grocery store. So what if you want to have spaghetti four nights in a row?"

25. "You can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks."

26. "No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance)."

27."You don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks."

28."You no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Brad Pitt"

29."Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer."

30."If you are depressed or mad at the world for a few minutes, you don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed."

31."You can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes or whatever) without being asked, 'What do you need that for?'"

32."You can eat garlic or onions without a second thought about breath mints."

33."No one is going to get insulted when you spend the day at the beach checking out the lifeguards."

34."You can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself."

35."You can go to bed in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria"

36."Your friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I join in?' comments are made."

37. "You don't have to worry if he will or won't call."

38."No snoring!"

39. "You can have a clean bathroom with the toilet seat where you want it."

40."The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, you can switch them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose."

Beau-Coup.com

2005-04-26T15:54:00.000+08:00

Dress up any event with one of these lovely table decorations. Many of our products are designed to be functional as well as decorative. Our blown glass salt and pepper shakers are practical favors that are lovely to look at. They’re great as take homes for your guests, perfect for dinner parties. Our pastel favor vases are a favorite for bridal showers and outdoor luncheons. The personal cheesecakes are almost too gorgeous to eat. Find fantastic ideas to add flair to your table setting right here. http://www.beau-coup.com/table-decorations.htm

Wedding Cakes

2005-04-25T15:06:00.000+08:00

Here at Slattery's, we can create your wedding cake exactly the way you want it to be. Whether you choose a traditional style, contemporary design or a chocolate masterpiece your wedding cake can be a combination of designs or entirely your own creation.

We will be happy to advise you on how to incorporate your wedding colours into your chosen cake design: You may choose to use colour in detailed piping work or subtle brushing on the edges of a frill etc.

Flowers can also be used to bring your scheme together. Either hand made sugar, silks or fresh flowers can be used in your chosen colour and to match the wedding bouquet and flowers. Visit the site.

FavorOnline

2005-04-22T23:59:00.000+08:00

FavorOnline offers a hand picked selection of distinctive personalized favors that your guests will treasure. Our professional staff will craft unique wedding favors, bridal shower favors, baby shower favors, christening favors or any favor to help make your occasion 'very special'. http://www.favoronline.net

Marriage Builders site

2005-04-20T20:50:00.000+08:00

This is the first site I have introduce here that has something to do with marriage instead of the one day event, wedding. I found this when I type "What do you do when you are really angry with your husband" in Google.

In this Marriage Builders® site, you will be introduced to some of the best ways to overcome marital conflicts and some of the quickest ways to restore love.

There are hundreds (thousands if printed) of very informative and free web pages waiting for you read behind this home page. You'll want to know where to find the help you need.

http://www.marriagebuilders.com/index.html

Shape-Up: Upper Body Toners

2005-04-18T22:58:00.000+08:00

You've found the perfect dress. The perfect veil. Even the perfect shoes! There's only one thing missing -- the perfectly toned arms you've always craved. Okay -- we're not promising perfection (and you shouldn't aspire to it). But the following upper-body toning plan, designed by Pascale T. Solages, a nationally-certified fitness trainer at the Printing House Fitness and Racquet Club in New York City, is specifically tailored for the bride-to-be -- who will be wearing a dress that exposes her back, chest or shoulders on her big day. Read more...

Istana Wedding Services

2005-04-16T23:49:00.000+08:00

This is a good place to find all kinds of information about how to plan your Malay theme wedding. Mr Hassan Ahmad have done a lot tentages project, mosque, Forum Perdana (religious), MUIS meeting, Ramadhan, school project, weddings, etc. Visit their website http://www.istanawedding.com.

Polaroid Pictures On Your Guest Book

2005-04-16T00:12:00.000+08:00

I really regreted not doing this for my wedding. I guess I was too stress then. Well, make your guests take polaroid pictures before your wedding dinner and make them sign next to it. In this case you will know who has sign off with that unreadable signature.
http://www.i-zone.com & http://www.polaroid.com

Alfa Wedding.com

2005-04-13T21:25:00.000+08:00

Shopping for wedding accessories and attendants gifts? Alfa Wedding.com online wedding superstore has thousands of different wedding accessories and attendants gifts for you to choose from, each in a variety of styles and colors. http://www.alfawedding.com

Woodsville Florist

2005-04-05T15:05:00.000+08:00

Found another florist that do wedding decoration in Singapore. http://www.woodsville-florist.com/fProfile-Main.html

I got to remember to update the links on the right of the page someday.

Magnets & Buttons As Wedding Favour

2005-04-03T00:39:00.000+08:00

These are some magnets and buttons that can be used to say thank you to your guests for attending your wedding events.

Double Xi Magnets 10 pack = $15 100 pack = $99.90	Double Xi Buttons 10 pack = $15 100 pack = $99.90
Just Married Magnets 10 pack = $15 100 pack = $99.90	Just Married Buttons 10 pack = $15 100 pack = $99.90

If you are getting 100 or more of these magnets or buttons, they will be costing $1 each only. I am sure your guest will find it hard to throw away your wedding favours if you give them these.

Paper Crafts

2005-04-01T17:50:00.000+08:00

If you are thinking of DIY your own wedding favours or wedding cards, you may want to visit http://www.paper-source.com for more inspiration. http://www.paperzone.com and http://www.inkogneato.com has lots of good ideas and http://www.geographics.com is another site to check out papers & templates. Wow!

Zelkovia

2005-03-30T16:10:00.000+08:00

Zelkovia specialises in the designing and custom-making of accessories using crystal beads from Swarovski, natural stones, glass beads, etc. Accessories available are:

Bracelets
Bracelets with leaves
Necklaces - Simple, Formal, Grand
Earrings
Hair Accessories - Hair Pins,Hair Clips, Hair Sticks, Tiara
Charms - Handphone Charms, Lucky Charms
Others - Wine Charms, Wine Glass Charms, Bookmarks

Visit their site here.

What Women Are Really Thinking?

2005-03-30T01:34:00.000+08:00

Hello all you horny men out there! Shortly after releasing the "What Men Are Really Thinking" site, I received an overwhelming amount of letters asking for a female version. I sent out a general plea to talented female writers, but alas, no one heard my call... until now. In the fine tradition of the original, here is a collection of questions, and answers to the questions, that are asked by men, and directed towards women.

That being said, here is a comprehensive guide to what Women are thinking, as from the mind of the only female applicant that had any writing abilities whatsoever; A female that wishes to remain nameless... for reasons that should be painfully obvious to anyone who keeps reading... http://www.egodriven.net/women/default.htm

What Men Are Really Thinking?

2005-03-28T21:43:00.000+08:00

I love women. Really, I do... They are such wonderful and powerful creatures... but you girls really do ask the stupidest questions... questions that you really don't want the answer to... I decided I want to help men everywhere by just putting all the answers to the questions in one spot. That way when you ask a stupid question, the closest person with a penis can just direct you here and save everyone else a whole lot of time. You're welcome. http://www.egodriven.net/men

Nice Quotes

2005-03-28T00:42:00.001+08:00

I found two very nice quote in a magazine. Here they are.

1) I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one.

2) If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

My favourite one is the second quote. I am thinking of printing it big and paste it in to bedroom. So which quote do you prefer?

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Wedding Resources

2005-03-28T00:41:00.000+08:00

Found another two sites with lots of wedding stuffs. http://www.bridesave.com & http://www.jeanmessentials.com

Flowers & Decor

2005-03-27T00:39:00.000+08:00

For those of you looking for inspiration on flowers and decor, this site has some good pictures and ideas. Click here

Men

2005-03-26T00:08:00.002+08:00

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE !!!

11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ....they think women are hard to understand!

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with!

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The Bridal Studio

2005-03-24T15:21:00.001+08:00

http://www.leanna.com/Bridal The author has been helping brides look beautiful in their chosen gown for their special day for 20 years. The site talks about gowns and bridesmaid shopping rules and what to expect on your fittings. This is a good site for some gowns knowledge.

Senior with new Mercedes Convertible

2005-03-23T21:30:00.000+08:00

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible.

He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing what little hair he had left on his head.

"This is great.", he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get way from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph!

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man "Sir, he said, looking at his watch. " My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."